Jobsworth
I would like to confirm that in this case he was talking b*ll*cks
Leatherjacket's Leather Jacket
I've been disturbing a few daddy-long-legs larvae in the lawn
Cheap Date
Beans on toast and a glass of prosecco and I'm happy.
Planting Croissants
We bought some of those croissants that you leave to prove and rise overnight before baking. We told G that they were "magic-growing" croissants, so no wonder he attempted this:
One of my old teachers
She was a grammar pedant, and may have been a witch as well.
Spotty Jackdaw
We have jackdaws in the garden. One has white spots, so we call him Spotty.